Funny Jokes

A Talking Dog	Art Thief
Astronauts	Atoms
Bach Decomposing	Beethoven's Ninth
Blind Pilots	Books Never Written
Buffalo	Cheap Parking
Chess Playing Dog	Collection of Puns
Cow	Cub Scout Jokes
Dog Fight	Elephant
Firetruck Brakes	Frog Collection
Frog Psychic Hotline	Halloween
Hamster and Frog	Headline: Bear Attack
Jesus at the Pearly Gates	Jump Off the Empire State Building
Knight	Knock Knock
Letter from Scout Camp	Lost Dog
Mosquito	Murphy's Laws of Camping
Nasty Bug Going Around	Pinewood Derby Top Ten List
Race Records	Relatives of Van Gogh
Riddles	S Car Go
Silent Odorless Farts	Sliced Bananas
Smoke Signals	Starry Skies
Steps to Build a Campfire	Survival Cards
Top 10 Lists	Two Cannibals
Watch For Bears	We Bulls Wobble
What Do You Call a Scout	Where is God?
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?	You are Taking Scouting Too Seriously If
You Might Be a Scoutmaster If	You're Not a Monk

A funny joke is a good way to jumpstart a meeting or break up a long awards presentation. Get the scouts involved with a funny bad joke or one liner joke. Short jokes can be reworked into skits for a den or patrol to perform. Its a good idea to have a list of short ones on hand if you are in front of the pack or troop so you can fill any short time lags with a laugh or two.

Comments:

Oct 09, 2020 - lauren

here's a joke for u:

what did the neckerchief say to the hat?

u go on a-head and i will hang here.

Oct 04, 2021 - John Pratt

Good page you know how to measure a fruit Pie? Sure you send it to the Wonderful Land of OZ. It say so in the song. Some where over the rainbow Weight a Pie!!! Pratt

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