Clean Funny Jokes
Clean funny jokes make a meeting more bearable and time together more entertaining. Boys love really funny clean jokes whether they are silly, gross, or dumb. Use these pages to find good clean jokes for your group of scouts or kids. Search for specific kid jokes if there is one that you are looking for.
Jokes for: Lions Tigers Wolfs Bears Webelos Boy ScoutsNothing like a clean joke to wake up a room full of scouts. Kid jokes are sometimes hard for the audience to understand because the boys telling the joke know it is so funny they laugh through their lines. Make sure your boys rehearse their script and understand that they are entertaining others so they need to be heard. Choose a free joke and use it in your next meeting. Let us know if you have more to add.
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Oct 17, 2013 - Archie Mullin
what side of a duck has the most feathers?
The outside
Oct 22, 2013 - Bill parabolaWhat do you call an elephant that can't keep at secret?
A tellaphant!
Oct 28, 2013 - Patrick Calvin GrossThe Star Scout said to the Tenderfoot "Get Some Class" until the Tenderfoot said to the Star Scout "Get a Life"
Dec 12, 2014 - Bradley haighWhat's the sillest name you can give a tiger? "Spot"
Aug 27, 2015 - Ben BraseTwo ropes were driving in a car and got into an accident. It was
bad. The car was wrecked. Inside everything was twisted and
tangled. When the rescuers came they said "Are you two ropes?"
They answered "Nope. 'Fraid knot".
Sep 19, 2015 - Erik StonemarkWhat does a scout leader do with a bunch
of 3rd graders?
They just have to grin and "bear" it!
Sep 19, 2015 - Erik StonemarkThey just have to grin and "bear" it!
What does a cubscout say in the bottom of
a cruise ship?
"We-belo" deck!
Jun 16, 2016 - Kirby"We-belo" deck!
what do you call a teacher who went to the Bahamas but stayed on land
a Beacher
May 04, 2017 - Asst Cub-master a Beacher
A guy walks into a bar with a parakeet on his shoulder. The bar tender says "Geez, he's beautiful. Where did you get him??"
The parakeet answered "At the zoo!! They are just walking around loose!!"
Aw c'mon, it's funny
Jun 28, 2019 - TarzanThe parakeet answered "At the zoo!! They are just walking around loose!!"
Aw c'mon, it's funny
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
Apr 20, 2020 - Elijahthis guy went into Starbucks and asked for a coffee. the
woman at the desk said: "and the name for your order?" and
the man said " mark with a c." then he waited for hours only
to know... the coffee with the name Cark has been waiting for
2 hours on that desk.
Jan 23, 2021 - anonymouswhat did the dragon say to the knight?
"I hate canned food."
"I hate canned food."
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