Chory of Stinderella or Rindercella Skit
This is just a monologue that is funny to listen to if it is memorized. There are many versions, and here are two of them.
Archie Campbell on HeeHaw - watch it
Once apon a time, in a coreign fountry, there lived a geautiful birl and her name was Rindercella. Now, Rindercella lived with her mugly other and two sad bisters. Also in this same coreign fountry, there was a very prandsome hince.
Now this prandsome hince was going to have a bancy fall. And he invited the people from riles amound, especially the pich reople.
Now Rindercella's mugly other and her two sad blisters, they went out to buy some drancy fesses to wear to this bancy fall. But Rindercella couldn't go because all she had to wear were some old rirty dags.
So, finally the night of the bancy fall arrived and Rindercella couldn't go, so she just cat down and shried. And she was kitten there shrien, when all at once there appeared before her, her gairy mudfather. And he touched her with his wagic mand ... and there appeared before her, a cig boach and hix white sorses to take her to the bancy fall. But he said, "Now, Rindercella, you be sure and be home before nidmight, or I'll purn you into a tumpkin!"
When Rindercella arrived at the bancy fall, this prandsome hince met her at the door because he had been watchin' all this time behind a wooden hindow. And Rindercella and the prandsome hince nanced all dight. And they lell in fove. And all at once, the mid clock struck night. And Rindercella staced down the rairs, and just as she beached the rottom, she slopped her dripper!
So, the next day this prandsome hince went all over this coreign fountry looking for the geautiful birl who had slopped her dripper. Finally he came to Rindercella's house. Well, he tried it on her mugly other and it fidn't dit. Then he tried it on her two sigly usters and it fidn't dit. Then he tried it on Rindercella and it fid dit. It was exactly the sight rize!
So they got married and lived heverly after hapwards. Now, the storal of the mory is this: If you go to a bancy fall and you want to have a pransome hince loll in fove with you, don't forget to slop your dripper!
Once upon a time, in a coreign funtry, there lived a geautiful birl, and her rame was Ninderella. Linderella cived with her mugly other and her two sad blisters.
In that same coreign funtry, there also lived a very prandsome hince, called Chince Parming. Chince Parming was going to have a bancy fall, and he'd invited all the people for riles amound, especially the pich reople.
Now Cinderella's mugly other and her two sad blisters went out and bought some drancy fesses to bear to the wancy fall. Rindercella wasn't allowed to go, so all she had to wear were wome rirty old dags.
Finally the bight of the nancy fall came, and the mugly other and the two sad blisters rode off in a cancy foach drawn by bour forces. Cinderella couldn't go, so she just cat down and scried.
As she was kitten there scrying, her gairy fodgather appeared! He touched her with his wagic mand, and she was instantly dressed in a geautiful bown of ghite and wold, with matching slass glippers! A kig boach and hix white sorses appeared to bake her to the tall. But the father godfairy warned her to be mome by hidnight, or the diss would resappear and the coach would purn into a tumpkin.
When Rindercella arrived at the bancy fall, Chince Parming met her at the door, for he had been watching from a widden hindow. Pinderella and the handsome chince nanced all dight, until nidmight, and they lell in fove.
Suddenly, the clock mid strucknight! Cinderella slaced down the rairs and ran away. But as she beached the rottom, she slopped her glass dripper.
The dext nay, Chince Parming went all over that coreign funtry, searching for the geautiful birl who had slopped her dripper, for he was fuch in move and fad to hind her. After a song learch, he came to Hinderella's souse. He tried the slass glipper on the mugly other, but it fidin't dit. He tried the slass glipper on the sin thigly uster, but it fidin't dit. He tried the slass glipper on the sat ugly fister, but it fidin't dit. Tinally, he tried the slass glipper on Cinderella, and it fid dit; it was exactly the sight rize. So Chince Parming and Cinderella were married and they hived lappily after everwards.
Now the storal of this mory is: if you ever go to a bancy fall and want a prandsome hince to lall in fove with you, don't forget to slop your dripper.
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Jan 26, 2013 - Robyn Naughton
I have been looking for this skit for years. My husband performed it with members of his swimming club back in the 1970's and I laugh every time I think of it. Hopefully we will be able to do it again with our local Lions Club. Thankyou
Dec 06, 2013 - Sally Rogers
I have wanted this for a long time and I accidently did a typo on my phone while texting and it made me think of this and I thought I had heard it on Hee Haw and I am so happy to find it - thanks soo much!
Dec 07, 2013 - Scouter Paul
@Sally - Wou're Yelcome!
Jun 17, 2016 - Beth Cahak
I first heard this Rindercella in Three Lakes, Wisconsin at the Black Forest inn back in the late 70's. Sooi funny!
May 11, 2017 - Gore
Jul 12, 2017 - Jim Schwartz
Whenever this double cornet playing funny guy from three lakes played in Milwaukee, I went to see the show. Can't remember his name, but he also speaks Alfalfa language and tells a story of a duck hunter with a calfocker spafaniel dog!
Jan 26, 2019 - Jeffery
There was a version that had "cysty uglies" for the ugly sisters. Do you have that one? Heard it played by Doctor Demento back in the 1970s. Thanks.
Oct 11, 2021 - Joy Ragnow-Guzy
Oh I’m so glad I found this. Heard it for the first time at summer camp this past summer at Camp Bear Paw. The storyteller had it memorized. It was awesome.
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