A Talking Dog Joke for All scouts


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Three racehorses were in the stable waiting for the big race. Trying to psych each other out, they began bragging. 
First horse, 'I've been in 38 races and have only lost twice.' 
Second horse, 'Well, I've been in 47 races and have never lost.' 
Third horse, 'Huh, I've never lost either and I even beat Secretariat twice.' 
Just then, they heard a chuckle by the stable door, and there was a greyhound dog walking up to them. 
The greyhound said, 'That's nothing. I've been in over 200 races and have won every one by at least 3 lengths.' 
First horse, 'Wow! That's amazing - a talking dog!' 
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