Art Thief Joke
This Joke is meant for Boy Scouts.
An art thief once stole some very expensive paintings from the Louvre in Paris. He took two Van Goghs, a couple Monets, a DeGas, and some other paintings.
Everything went perfectly, except he was captured sitting in his van with the paintings only 2 blocks from the museum. His van had run out of fuel!
When asked by the police how he could plan such a successful robbery and then be foiled by such a simple error, he replied...
'I had no MONET to buy DEGAS to make the VAN GOGH!'
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Oct 12, 2016 - Jack Evans
Then the policeman asked him why he did it - He said :"I had nuttin Toulouse and I'm not Leon"(I know that's Eiffel)
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