Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts Song lyrics midi for Boy Scouts, Webelos scouts


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Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts   Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts Song   Scout Song

This Song is meant for Boy Scouts, Webelos scouts.
Decide for yourself if it is appropriate for your younger scouts or not.
The Tune:
Lyrics:
Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Mutilated monkey meat
Hairy pickled piggy feet
French fried eyeballs floating in some kerosene
And me without a spoon.

Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Scab sandwich, puss on top
Vulture vomit, camel snot
Deep dish boogers soaking in a bowl of fat
And me without a spoon.

Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Parrot eyeballs dipped in glue
Petrified porpoise puss
Flaming ear wax bobbing in a bowl of barf
And me without a spoon.

Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Dessicated dinosaur dung
Percollated pelican poop
Tortoise turd balls with the little flies inside
And me without a spoon.
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Comments:
 Oct 09, 2013 - sharon vincent
I always loved this song!  I sang it over and over to my brothers & sisters when I was little, over 60 years ago.  And now i am singing it to my grandchildren.  It is a timeless classic!
Dec 15, 2013 - Kiff Egle
All Sports Day Camp, Chalmette LA  Early 70's version

Great big gobs of green greasy gopher guts
Mutilated monkey meat
Horse's head and piggy feet
Vultures vomit, while hanging from a tree
And me without my spoon.
But I a gotta piece of bread.
Feb 26, 2014 - Robert
I think the following version is more like what I remember as a child (and is a little more sing-able):

Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Mutilated monkey meat
Dirty turdy birdy feet
All wrapped up in pussy pukey piggy teat
And I forgot my spoon

Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Scabby sandwich, puss on top
Vulture vomit, camel snot
Deep dish boogers bouncing in a bowl of fat
And I forgot my spoon

Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Maggot eyeballs mashed in glue
Beaver bungholes boiled in poo
Baby batballs bobbing in a bowl of barf
And I forgot my spoon.

Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Dessicated dino dung
Mascerated mynah lung
Tortoise turd balls filled with flitty flies inside
And I forgot my spoon (and fork and knife!)

Feb 26, 2014 - Donna Goodwin
My brothers, sister and I learned a similar version of this at church camp. I use to sing it to my kids when they were being picky eaters and I heard my son singing it to his instant daughters the other day...loved the giggles!
Mar 01, 2014 - Dawn Roberts
I love this one! I sang it for my son's den the other day n the boys laughed so hard!
Apr 09, 2014 - Sesilia
Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Mutilated monkey meat
Doody little pigeon feet
All mixed up in  puddle of poisonous opossum puss

And me without my spoon
And me without my spoon
And me without my spoon

Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts

And me without my spoon

We'll use a straw!!!

Slurp, Slurp, Slurp!!!

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