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| This Skit is meant for Boy Scouts. Decide for yourself if it is appropriate for your younger scouts or not. | |
| Required: | 5 to 8 scouts |
| Preparation: | 2 scouts are train passengers, 1 scout is the conductor, 2 scouts are police. 1 scout is judge and 1 scout is executioner. |
| Script: | (conductor enters train car and approaches passengers) conductor: Tickets, please. (passengers hand him their tickets and he punches them. He then draws out a gun and points it at the passengers.) conductor: OK, now give me all your money! passenger #1: What's this? Why should we give you our money? conductor: I'm a Poor Conductor and I need your money. passenger #1: No! (conductor shoots them and takes their money. Just then, two police run up and grab him and haul him away to the judge) Judge: What are the charges against this man? Police #1: He killed two train passengers and stole their money. conductor: But, judge I'm just a Poor Conductor. I needed their money. Judge: What!?! That's no excuse. You will be executed immediately. Take him away. (police escort him to the executioner with the judge following and strap him in a chair) conductor: No, don't kill me. I'm just a Poor Conductor and I needed their money. (Judge points at the executioner who throws the switch. Conductor twitches and jerks like he's being electrocuted but does not die.) Judge: What went wrong? Why isn't he dead? Executioner: I don't understand. That was enough electricity to kill a bull elephant! conductor: I TOLD YOU - I'm a POOR CONDUCTOR! |
Poor Conductor Skit 
