One Bright Morning Skit for All scouts


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One Bright Morning   One Bright Morning Skit   Scout Skit

Notes:
This is a monologue poem. It's more fun to tell it in a scary story voice around a campfire.
Script:
I come before you, to stand behind you,
To tell you something I know nothing about.
Admission is free, so pay at the door;
Pull up a chair and sit on the floor.

Early this morning late last night
Two dead soldiers began to fight.
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other.

A legless donkey passing by
Kicked both men right in the eye.
It knocked them over a 10 foot wall
Into a ditch and drowned them all.

A deaf policeman heard their cries
And came and shot those two dead guys.
If you don't believe this story's true,
Ask the blind man - he saw it too!
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Comments:
 Jan 31, 2014 - priyanka
this is veryy funny............

Jan 24, 2015 - Dick
One Bright Morning Skit (variation)

One bright morning in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys began to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came and shot the two dead boys.
Apr 08, 2015 - John Wulf
Ladies and gentelmen, hoboes and tramps,
bald headed mosquitoes and bowlegged ants.
I stand before you to stand behind you
to tell you about something I know nothing about:
One bright morning in the middle of the night
two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
pulled out a knife and shot each other.
The deaf policeman heard the noise
and went to kill the two dead boys.
If you don't believe this story is true,
ask the blindman he saw it too!

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