Vinder Viper Story for All scouts


> > > Triple Prizes < < < 

Vinder Viper   Vinder Viper Story   Scout Story

Notes:
The punch line should be delivered as a little old German man with such an accent.
Years ago, a man inherited a house from his great uncle who died in the war. The house sat on a hill outside of town in the next state and rumors were told that it was haunted. The man traveled to the town to inspect the house and found that it was a wonderful old mansion in great condition, but very, very old. So, he decided to move in and enjoy his inheritance.

A couple weeks after he moved in, late at night, the phone rang. When he answered it, a voice said, "I am the Vinder Viper. I will be there in 2 weeks!" and then it hung up before he could say anything. This really shook the man. The next day, he searched the Internet under 'snakes' for 'vinder viper' but found nothing.

A week past with no concerns and again, late one night, the phone rang. "I am the Vinder Viper. I will be there in 1 week!" and hung up. This made the man quite nervous, not knowing what a vinder viper was. He asked around the town, and no one had ever heard of any such viper.

Four days later, late at night, the phone rang. "I am the Vinder Viper. I will be there in 2 days!" The man is getting much more concerned now.

The next night, the phone rang. "I am the Vinder Viper. I will be there tomorrow!" Needless to say, the man is just plain scared now.

The next evening, the phone rang. "I am the Vinder Viper. I will be there in 1 hour!" The man tries to leave, but his car battery is dead.

Nearly an hour later, the phone rang. "I am the Vinder Viper. I will be there in 2 minutes!" The man runs around locking all the windows and doors and calls 911. The police are on their way.

Soon, there was a knock at the door. The man opened the door a crack and asked, "Is that the police?"

"No, I am the vinder viper. I come every month to vash and vipe your vindows."
Did you try it and like it?             Or hate it?
Click a thumb to vote:              



Comments:
 Nov 04, 2013 - sweetie
It seemed scary at the beginning but at the end it was very funny when he said that he came to vash and vipe his vindows.
Feb 05, 2014 - Stormy
I remember this from an episode of GI Joe when I was a little kid. pretty funny.
Mar 03, 2014 - nerd girl
My teacher told me this story today!     May I vash your vindows?


Follow Me, Boys


Recent Comments
Ben Woodhouse on Archery merit badge
 
Mike on Scout Joining
 
Suzanne on Belt Loops
 
Tanner Turner on Map Test
 
Scouter Paul on Webelos Requirements
 
Scouter Paul on Arrow of Light
 
Laurie on Webelos Requirements
 
Laurie on Arrow of Light
 
Sean Geffert on BSA Fitness award
 
Rick Rose on Carpentry MB
 
More Comments...


Contest   -   Ask a Question   -   Add Content   -   scout software

This site is not officially associated with the Boy Scouts of America
listeria testingscout software
Boy Scouts  
Boy Scout Trail
Cub Scouts
Webelos
Boy Scouts
My Blog

Activities
Advancements
Awards
Ceremonies
Group Games
Graces
Jokes
Merit Badges
Projects
Recipes
Skits
Songs
SM Minutes
Stories
Uniforms
Pen Pals

Library
Online Tests
Our Schedule
Our Progress


Supporters





Shop 4 Stuff
Visitors
Links
Privacy Policy
ICRA labeled

 
Find more Scouting Resources at www.BoyScoutTrail.com
This site is not officially associated with the Boy Scouts of America
Boy Scout Trail Home Bobcat Tiger Cub Scout Wolf Cub Scout Bear Cub Scout Webelos Boy Scout Tenderfoot Scout 2nd Class Scout 1st Class Scout Star Scout Life Scout Eagle Scout