Chorus: Happy Birthday, Ugh.
Happy Birthday, Ugh.
Ha-a-a-a-appy Birthday, Ugh.
- Pain and sorrow in the air,
Death around us everywhere.
But...
- One year closer to the grave,
Think of all the food we'll save
But...
- Easter Bunny broke his leg,
Bled all over the Easter Eggs,
But...
- Santa Claus wrecked his sleigh,
No more presents Christmas day.
But...