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Ain't That Funky Now Song


 
This Song is meant for Boy Scouts.
Decide for yourself if it is appropriate for your younger scouts or not.
This is popular, probably because its just so silly and scouts can easily create more verses. It's more of a chant than a song.
Lyrics:
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,
All the king's horses and all of the king's men said...
WHOA, ain't that Funky now!
[Clap, Clap]

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water,
Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill said...
WHOA, ain't that Funky now!
[Clap, Clap]

Hickery dickery dock, the mouse ran up the clock,
the clock struck one, and down he run and said...
WHOA, ain't that Funky now!
[Clap, Clap]

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet eating her curds and whey
When along came a spider and sat down beside her and said...
WHOA, ain't that Funky now!
[Clap, Clap]

Baa Baa Black sheep have you any wool,
Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full,
One for my master and one for the dame,
And one for the little boy who said...
WHOA, ain't that Funky now!
[Clap, Clap]

It's raining, it's pouring, the old man is snoring,
he went to bed and bumped his head and said...
WHOA, ain't that Funky now!
[Clap, Clap]

I'm a little tea pot short and stout,
this is my handle and this is my spout,
when you tip me over I will shout...
WHOA, ain't that Funky now!
[Clap, Clap]

Yankee Doodle went to town a-ridin' on his pony,
Stuck a feather in his hat and said...
WHOA, ain't that Funky now!
[Clap, Clap]

Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone,
but when she got there, the cupboard was bare and she said...
WHOA, ain't that Funky now!
[Clap, Clap]

Eeny meeny miny moe, catch a tiger by the toe,
if he hollers make him say...
WHOA, ain't that Funky now!
[Clap, Clap]

All around the mulbery bush the monkey chased the weasle,
The monkey thought it was all in fun, and said...
WHOA, ain't that Funky now!
[Clap, Clap]

Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Eater had a wife and couldn't keep her,
Put her in a pumpkin shell and she said...
WHOA, ain't that Funky now!
[Clap, Clap]

This little piggy went to market,
This little piggy stayed home.
This little piggy had roast beef,
And this little piggy had none.
And this little piggy said...
WHOA, ain't that Funky now!
[Clap, Clap]

The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout.
Down came the rain and washed the spider out.
Out came the sun and dried up all the water.
The itsy bitsy spider said...
WHOA, ain't that Funky now!
[Clap, Clap]

Rub-a-dub-dub-dub three men in a tub,...
WHOA, ain't that Funky now!
[Clap, Clap]

Ole King Kole was a merry old soul,
And a merry old soul was he.
He called for his pipe and he called for his bowl,
And he said...
WHOA, ain't that Funky now!
[Clap, Clap]

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe,
She has so many children, she said...
WHOA, ain't that Funky now!
[Clap, Clap]

Hey diddle diddle the cat and fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon.
The little dog laughed to see such sport
And cat said...
WHOA, ain't that Funky now!
[Clap, Clap]

Little boy blue come blow your horn,
The sheeps in the meadow, the cows in the corn...
WHOA, ain't that Funky now!
[Clap, Clap]

Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep
And doesn't know where to fine them...
WHOA, ain't that Funky now!
[Clap, Clap]

Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was white as snow,
And everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go...
WHOA, ain't that Funky now!
[Clap, Clap]

 
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Comments:
 Apr 14, 2016 - BJ
Little Jack Horner sat in the corner eating his Christmas Pie,
He stuck in his thumb and pulled out a plum and said
Whoa, ain't that funky now!
May 22, 2016 - Tori
This song is so fun to sing
Aug 12, 2016 - Ryan
I loved to sing this song in camp, but we have always said "uhh" instead of "whoa". I do like this version, but I still was singing it my way when reading.
Aug 13, 2016 - Camper
Hidden Valley Scout Camo in new Hampshire has a good version where when they clap in the middle they repeat humpty Dumpty in multiple ways  
Dec 10, 2016 - Lowell
I learned a chorus between each verse.

"Hump de-dump, hump hump de-dumpty dumpty..."
Aug 08, 2018 - Tommy
At the summer camp I go to, we sing this song every week. We have an inside joke where one of the verses consists only of “snakes and snakes and snakes and snakes”. The story is that one year one of the counselors COMPLETELY forgot what verse he was doing, so he just sang that.

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