Over the Cliff Skit

2 scouts

Scene: One scout is standing at the top of a high cliff, peering down over the edge.

Scout 1: 38, 38, 38, 38, ...
Scout 2: (walks up behind first scout ) Hey, be careful there! What are you doing?
Scout 1: Take a look! There's 38 of 'em down there!
Scout 2: (peers over the edge) 38? 38 what? I don't see anything.
(Scout 1 gives him a gentle push on the back, just enough to send him over the edge.)
Scout 1: 39, 39, 39, ...