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| Lyrics: | Announcements, announcements, announcements! What a terrible way to die, A terrible way to die, A terrible way to be talked to death. A terrible way to die. Announcements, announcements, announcements! (London Bridge) Make the announcements short and sweet, Short and sweet, Short and sweet. Make the announcemnts short and sweet, They're so BORING! Announcements, announcements, announcements! (Ever Seen a Windmill) Have you ever seen a windbag, A windbag, a windbag? Have you ever seen a windbag? Well, there's one right now. Swings this way and that way, And this way and that way, Have you ever seen a windbag? Well there's one RIGHT NOW! Announcements, announcements, announcements! (Freres Jaques) Words of wisdom, Words of wisdom. Here they come, Here they come. Boring words of wisdom, Boring words of wisdom. Dum, dum, dum, Dum, dum, dum. Announcements, announcements, announcements! (What Do You Do With A Drunken Sailor) What do you do with a loud Cubmaster? What do you do with a loud Cubmaster? What do you do with a loud Cubmaster, Early in the evening? Hit him in the face with a chocolate cream pie! Hit him in the face with a chocolate cream pie! Hit him in the face with a chocolate cream pie, Early in the evening! Announcements, announcements, announcements! Row, row, row your boat Gently down the stream Throw the announcements overboard and listen to them scream. Row, row, row your boat Gently down the stream. Ha Ha! Fooled you, I'm a submarine. Announcements, announcements, announcements! The man stood up to talk. He talked real long and hard. He talked so long I wrote this song, On the lid of a can of lard! He's got something to say. I'm sure it must be good. But if he talks too long today, we'll leave its understood. Announcements, announcements, announcements! We've got a silly cheer, That you've just got to hear! It makes no sense we're sure you know, The announcements have to GO! |
Announcements Song 
