Panda Bear in Restaurant Skit
This Skit is meant for Boy Scouts, Webelos scouts.
Decide for yourself if it is appropriate for your younger scouts or not.
Scout #1 and #2 are sitting in chairs as if they are eating a meal at a restaurant. The other 2 chairs are set up at a different 'table' on stage. Scout #3 and #4 are offstage.
The punch line needs to be read loudly and clearly.
Scouts #3 and #4 enter the restaurant and find a place to sit.
Scout #3: My, this is a very nice restaurant. The menu looks great and the place is nice!
Scout #4: Yes, it got great reviews and the prices are sure high. (looking around and seeing the scouts at the other table.) But, I wonder why they would let such an animal eat in here?
Scout #3: Animal? what animal? Oh, that black and white one there? (points at scout #1)
(Scout #1 quickly stands, pulls a gun, and shoots Scout #2. Scout #2 falls dead and #1 runs offstage)
Scout #3: Did you see that?
Scout #4: Yes, that animal just shot him! What kind of an animal would do such a thing?
Scout #3: I think it was a panda bear.
Scout #4: Let me look that up in my pocket encyclopedia. Let's see... Yes! "Panda Bear; Eats Shoots and Leaves."