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| This Skit has gross parts. | |
| Required: | at least 2 scouts chair toilet paper roll any number of other types of paper |
| Script: | (leader is King, or President, or Gang Boss and is sitting on a chair center stage facing audience.) Leader: Bring me my [Royal, Presidential, Important] papers! (a scout runs up to him with a newspaper.) Leader: Those are NOT my Royal papers. (throws them aside.) Leader: Bring me my Royal papers now! (a scout runs up to him with notebook paper.) Leader: Those are NOT my Royal papers. (throws them aside.) (repeat with paper towels, wrapping paper, brown paper bag, ...) Leader: Bring me my Royal papers now! (a scout runs up to him with roll of toilet paper.) Leader: Aaaaaah, FINALLY! My Royal papers! (and hugs the roll to his chest as he runs offstage needing to use the toilet.) |
My Royal Papers Skit 
