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| Required: | a leader 1 or more scouts |
| Notes: | an adult is leading a group on a hike with one whining scout. |
| Script: | (group enters stage as if on a long hike, somewhat tired out by now. Only the scout and leader have parts.) (the scout always talks in a whiny, screachy voice.) Scout : I'm tired. I want a break. Leader: No, we still have 4 miles to hike before we get back to the trailhead. Scout : But, I'm tired. I'll tell my Mom if we don't stop. Leader: Oh, all right. Everybody halt! Take a 2 minute rest. Scout : I want to sit down. Leader: The ground's all muddy. Go ahead if you want to be a sloppy mess. (scout sits down. Then, looks up at leader.) Scout : Sit down with me. Leader: No, I'm not getting all muddy. Scout : I'll tell my Mom. Leader: I don't care. I'm not getting all muddy. Scout : I'll tell my Dad. Leader: Oh, all right! (leader plops down next to scout and shakes mud off his hands.) Scout : Oh, look! A big worm. Pick it up for me. Leader: No, pick it up yourself. Scout : I'll tell my Mom. Leader: Go ahead, I don't care. Scout : I'll tell my Dad. Leader: So what. Scout : I'll tell your wife. Leader: OK! OK! I've got your worm, see? Scout : Break it in half for me. Leader: No! That's disgusting! Scout : Do it or I'll tell your wife. Leader: No! Go ahead and tell her. Scout : I'll cry! (starts crying loudly. All the scouts cover their ears and leader frantically breaks worm in half.) Leader: There! There! It's broken already. Scout : Eat half of it. Leader: No! (scout starts crying almost as loud as he can and watching the leader. Leader finally eats half the worm, gagging on it. But, the scout cries even louder.) Leader: Stop! I ate half the worm. Why won't you stop? Scout : (pauses in his screaming) You ate MY HALF! (screams some more) |
My Worm Skit 
