What is the most religious insect?
What flies, bites, and talks in code?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What has antlers and sucks blood?
What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?
You can't zip your mosquito!
What is a mosquito's favorite sport?
Why are mosquitos religious?
They prey on you!
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
To improve his bite!
Omar Goodness - tons of mosquitos!