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| How do you get an astronaut baby to sleep? Rocket What should an astronaut do when he gets dirty? Take a meteor shower What did the astronaut get when the rocket fell on his foot? Mistletoe What did the astronaut think of the restaurant on the moon? He thought the food was fine but there wasn't much of an atmosphere What did the astronaut see on the stove? An unidentified frying object What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard? The space bar What do you call an astronaut's watch? A lunar-tick Where do astronauts keep their sandwiches? In their launch boxes Why don't astronauts relate well to other people? They are not always down-to-earth Why do astronauts wear bullet-proof vests? To protect themselves against shooting stars What happens to astronauts who misbehave? They’re grounded Did you hear the one about the spaceship? It was out of this world What do you call a space magician? A flying saucerer What kind of Star Wars toy can you ride? A Toy-Yoda When is the moon not hungry? When it is full How did the rocket lose its job? It was fired How does the astronaut describe his work? Heavenly | |
Astronauts Joke 
