Wee-Wee Song

Chorus:

Wee wee wee, wee wee wee, wee wee wee wee wee wee wee
Wee wee wee, wee wee wee, wee wee wee wee wee wee wee!

When I was just a wee-wee tot
They took me off my wee-wee cot
And put me on my wee-wee pot
To see if I could wee or not

When they found out I could not,
They took me from my wee-wee pot.
They put me on my wee-wee cot,
And there I wee-weed quite a lot.

They took me from my wee-wee cot
And smacked me on my wee-wee bot
This just shows that when it's hot
Children shouldn't drink a lot!

(sung slowly) When I'm old and turning grey
I'll only wee-wee once a day
But now I'm young and in my prime (speed up)
I WEE-WEE ALMOST ANY TIME!