Chorus:
I've got the meadow muffin blues,
On the bottom of my shoes.
Can't seem to shake it,
Got to take it home and scrape it.
I got the meadow muffin blues.

While I was walkin' through a field one day,
Stopped to say good day
A cow dropped her dinner
And I'm standing iner
She quickly smiled and walked away.
Chorus

Now a cow's sense of humor is kind of bent
And the stuff is stickin' like cement.
It started raining and my legs are really straining
So I kicked off my shoes and away I went.
Chorus

You've heard of the dangers in the woods,
And in the city it's the druggies in the hoods.
When you're walking through a pasture
You better walk a little faster
Or your shoes are going to pick up all the goods.
Chorus