The Tune:

There's a hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a hole, there's a hole
There's a hole in the bottom of the sea.

There's a log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a log, there's a log
There's a log in the hole in the bottom of the sea.

[Continue to expand using a smile, on the flea,
on the hair, on the wart, on the toe, on the foot,
on the leg, on the frog, on the bump, on the log
in the hole in the bottom of the sea. ]