God Bless My Underwear Song
The Tune: (God Bless America)
Lyrics:
God bless my underwear, my only pair.
Stand beside them, and guide them,
Through the rips, through the holes, through the tears.
From the washer, to the dryer, to my backpack, to my rear.
God bless my underwear, my only pair.
God bless my underwear, or I'll be bare.
God bless my underwear
That I wear down there.
I outgrow them, then throw them,
Those who wear them will never be square
When the bully, gives a wedgie
Pray that they won't ever tear
God bless my underwear, my only pair.
God bless my underwear, or I'll need to share.
Stand beside them, and guide them,
Through the rips, through the holes, through the tears.
From the washer, to the dryer, to my backpack, to my rear.
God bless my underwear, my only pair.
God bless my underwear, or I'll be bare.
God bless my underwear
That I wear down there.
I outgrow them, then throw them,
Those who wear them will never be square
When the bully, gives a wedgie
Pray that they won't ever tear
God bless my underwear, my only pair.
God bless my underwear, or I'll need to share.
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Comments:
Jan 10, 2015 - anni
I sand some of these songs to my Grandchildren and they like Nana you crazy, but they loved every minute of listening and now singing them. Especially God Bless my underwear. They have some idea that Nanas don't know about these things lol
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