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Don't Wear No Socks Song


 
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Lyrics:
(Instead of "Your Momma", you could use "Camp Staff", "Boy Scouts", "Our Gang", ... whatever you want)

Your Mama don't wear no socks
A ding dong
I saw 'em when she took 'em off
A ding dong
She threw them in the tree
A ding dong
Now the dogs refuse to pee
A ding dong dong dong dong
A ding dong dong dong dong
A ding dong

She threw them in the lake - the fish began to regurgitate.
She threw them on my bed - now my poor Teddy's dead
She threw them in her bed - now dad sleeps in the shed
She threw them under the bed - left all the cockroaches dead
She served them up for lunch - but no one wanted much
She put them in the fridge - now we all live under a bridge
She threw them in the sky - now Superman refuses to fly
She threw them in the air - now Superman's on medicare
She threw them over the fence - haven't seen the neighbor since
She threw them on the wall - now Spiderman won't crawl
She threw them on the ceiling - now the paint's all peeling
She threw them in a boat - now that boat can't float
She threw them at the cat - now the cat's a welcome mat
She threw them on the clock - now the clock don't tick or tock
She threw them up towards heaven - brought down a 7-4-7
She threw them in the garbage can - killed 3 rats and the garbage man
She threw them in the washing machine - now all the clothes are green
She threw them at a squirrel - made that poor squirrel hurl
She threw them at a rock - that rock got up and walked
She threw them at a bus - you should have heard it cuss
She threw them at a flower - now it's praying for an April shower
She threw them in the fire - that made the fire expire
She threw them in my Coke - I took a sip and nearly croaked.
She threw them at the sun - Made the sun dial 911
She threw them on a telephone wire - Started the Chicago fire
She threw them in a hole - Wouldn't touch 'em with a 10 foot pole
She thew them in outer space - That's the end of the human race
She threw them at King Kong - That's the end of this silly song
 
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Comments:
 Apr 25, 2015 - Kate
OK...S0 at camp, all the cabins and groups of tents are called sections. Every week there's a contest caled inspection, where your section is evaluated on it's cleanliness: SHE THREW THEM IN A SECTION, THATS WHY WE LOST INSPECTION

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