You Don't Say Skit 
Required:
2 scouts
Script:
(Scout #1 pretends to have his cellphone ring and answers it.)
Scout #1: Hello?
Scout #1: You don’t say.
Scout #1: You don’t say!
Scout #1: You don’t say?
Scout #1: You don’t say!
(Hangs up)
Scout #2:What was that about?
Scout #1: I don’t know, he didn’t say.