Smart Astronaut Skit
Script:
Three astronauts discussing their upcoming space missions.
Scout 1: I just got my mission orders. I'm going to Mars.
Scout 2: I got my mission, too. I'm going to Neptune.
Scout 3: I'm going to the Sun.
Scouts 1 and 2: That's ridiculous. No way. It's too hot. You'll burn up.
Scout 3: I'm not stupid - I'm going at night!
Scout 1: I just got my mission orders. I'm going to Mars.
Scout 2: I got my mission, too. I'm going to Neptune.
Scout 3: I'm going to the Sun.
Scouts 1 and 2: That's ridiculous. No way. It's too hot. You'll burn up.
Scout 3: I'm not stupid - I'm going at night!
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Comments:
May 04, 2014 - Michaella
I rewrote this skit:
Characters: Instructor, Astronaut Students #1, #2, #3, and #4
Instructor: Alright, Class, today we are going to take suggestions for missions to space.
Astronaut Student #1: OOHHH I want to go to Neptune! �I love cold weather!
Astronaut Student #2: How about, Saturn? �I always wanted to see the ring on it!
Astronaut Student #3: Let�s go to Jupiter! It�s the largest planet!!
Astronaut Student #4: Oh come on guys! �Let�s go to the sun, it�s obviously the best option.
ALL (except #4): NO! �Don�t do that! Oh no! That�s ridiculous!
Astronaut Student #4: What�s the problem?
Instructor: It�s too hot at the sun, you�d burn up.
Astronaut #4: Duh, I�d go at night!
Jan 09, 2017 - Dan Wolfgang
I did this skit with my Tigers at a Pack meeting, based on Michaella's rewrite. It went pretty
well. We made a few minor changes: the instructor asked each Scout for suggestions
individually. This was a good way, particularly with Tigers, to help keep everyone focused
and clear on their turn. It's also a good opportunity to respond with a little feedback. "Hmm,
yes, Jupiter is a good idea!" It also proved a good time to inject another joke: after getting a
suggestion for a planet the instructor responds, "Nah, Jupiter is too round." (Of course, this
plays well using it only once!)
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