Got Any Duck Food? Skit
Script:
Scout 1 stands behind box or chair or table being used as the store counter.
Customer: (walks in and faces store owner) Got any duck food?
Owner: No, this is a hardware store. We don't sell duck food.
(customer leaves and comes back the next day)
Customer: Got any duck food?
Owner: No! This is a haaaaardwaaaaaaaare store. We....do....not....sell....duck....food.
(customer leaves and comes back the next day)
Customer: Got any duck food?
Owner: No! No! No! And, if you ask me again, I'm gonna nail your feet to the floor!
(customer leaves and comes back the next day)
Customer: Got any Nails?
Owner: No.
Customer: Got any Duck Food?
Customer: (walks in and faces store owner) Got any duck food?
Owner: No, this is a hardware store. We don't sell duck food.
(customer leaves and comes back the next day)
Customer: Got any duck food?
Owner: No! This is a haaaaardwaaaaaaaare store. We....do....not....sell....duck....food.
(customer leaves and comes back the next day)
Customer: Got any duck food?
Owner: No! No! No! And, if you ask me again, I'm gonna nail your feet to the floor!
(customer leaves and comes back the next day)
Customer: Got any Nails?
Owner: No.
Customer: Got any Duck Food?
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Comments:
Jun 09, 2015 - Travis
This is ripped off a popular song called The Duck Song when the
ducks asks for a grape then duct tape.
Jun 09, 2015 - Scouter Paul
@Travis - The joke has been around since at least 1997 and 'The
Duck Song' was released onto youtube in 2009 by Bryant Oden.
Nov 21, 2019 - Bill
This skit has been around a LONG time. I was in BSA in the late '60s and we used it then. Still funny to kids that haven't heard it.
Apr 04, 2021 - Anonymous
I don't get it. What is the joke? He asks if the store has nails
and the owner says no, then he asks if there's duck food? I'm
confused. If anyone sees this, please explain.
Apr 04, 2021 - Scouter Paul
@Anon - How can he nail his feet to the floor if he has no nails?
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