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| This Skit is meant for Boy Scouts. Decide for yourself if it is appropriate for your younger scouts or not. | |
| Required: | 4 or more scouts |
| Script: | Angel: Well, pretty slow day here at the Gates of Heaven. Oh, I see a customer floating over now. Let's see what his story is. Scout #1: Good morning, I seem to have died. I'm sure glad I came to heaven. Angel: Hold on there, son. You aren't in yet. Only good folks that have suffered enough on earth get to enter heaven. How have you suffered on earth? Scout #1: Hmmmm, well I ate camp food three years. Angel: Sorry, dude, that's not enough suffering. (Scout exits dejectedly.) Scout #2: Howdy! Angel: How have you suffered on earth? Scout #2: I backpacked 65 miles through the mountains. Angel: Sorry, but that's not enough suffering. (Scout exits dejectedly.) Scout #3: Hello! Angel: How have you suffered on earth? Scout #3: I forgot my sleeping bag on a winter campout, and I got poison ivy seven times, and I had chicken pox, and my parents never gave me an allowance, and I had to walk 4 miles to school uphill both ways. Angel: Oh, so close. But, sorry, not enough suffering. (Scout exits dejectedly.) [have as many scouts as desired come up with ways they've suffered.] Last Scout : Hey, Angel, any chance I could get into heaven today? Angel: How did you suffer on earth? Last Scout : I'm in [name of Patrol or Troop] Angel: Oh, you poor soul. Come on in! |
Getting Into Heaven Skit 
