2 scouts

Scout #1: Hey, Johnny, you're good with first aid. I need your help.
Scout #2: OK, what's the problem?
Scout #1: When I touch my forehead with my finger, it really hurts. When I push on my jaw, it's also painful. When I press on my stomach, I almost cry. What can it be?
(does each thing as he says them, always pushing with the tip of the same finger)

(Scout #2 looks in his ears, listens to his heart, has him open his mouth, ...)
Scout #2: Man, I don't know. You'd better go see the doctor right away.
Scout #1: OK, I'll be right back.
(Scout #1 runs offstage and returns right back.)

Scout #2: So, what did the doctor say? What's wrong with you?
Scout #1: He says I have a broken finger.