Jesus at the Pearly Gates Joke
This Joke is meant for Scouts BSA.
St. Peter was guarding the Pearly Gates, waiting for new souls coming to heaven. He saw Jesus walking by and caught his attention. "Jesus, could you mind the gate while I go do an errand?"
"Sure," replied Jesus. "What do I have to do?"
"Just find out about the people who arrive. Ask about their background, their family, and their lives. Then decide if they deserve entry into Heaven."
"Sounds easy enough. OK."
So Jesus manned the gates for St. Peter. The first person to approach the gates was a wrinkled old man. Jesus summoned him to sit down and sat across from him. Jesus peered at the old man and asked, "What did you do for a living?"
The old man replied, "I was a carpenter."
Jesus remembered his own earthly existence and leaned forward. "Did you have any family?" he asked.
"Yes, I had a son, but I lost him."
Jesus leaned forward some more. "You lost your son? Can you tell me about him?"
"Well, he had holes in his hands and feet."
Jesus leaned forward even more and whispered, "Father?"
The old man leaned forward and whispered, "Pinocchio?"
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Comments:
Jul 10, 2013 - Dan
Lol that was hilarious
Jun 28, 2019 - Tarzan
LOL. A boy asked his father for a car. His father
replied with, " Well son, if you can improve your
grades, study your Bible more frequently, and cut your
hair, then we'll talk about getting you a car." About a
week went by and his dad appraised him, " Son, your
grades have been impressive lately, and I've noticed
you reading your Bible, but you still haven't cut your
hair." The boy replied, " Dad, I've been studying the
Bible lately and I've noticed something. Many godly
men in the Bible had long hair. Abraham had long
hair, Moses had long hair, Samson had long hair, and
it is rumored that even Jesus had long hair." His father
replied, " You noticed they walked everywhere they
went?" ;-)
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