Muff, the Tragic Wagon Song

This Song is meant for Cub Scouts.
Decide for yourself if it is appropriate for your younger scouts or not.

The Tune: (Puff, the Magic Dragon)

Muff the Tragic Wagon lived by the street
And rolled along the boulevard,
through rain and snow and sleet.
Little Tommy Pumpkin loved that wagon, Muff,
And rolled him home and filled him up
With toys and other stuff.

Together they would travel along the avenue
Tommy hanging out his leg would scuff his Sunday shoe.
Taxi cabs and buses would honk as they went past,
Tragic wagons never seem to need to stop for gas.
Chorus

Children live forever, but not so children's toys,
Wagons can't forever be a friend to little boys.
And one gray day it happened while Tommy took his nap,
A garbage truck ran over Muff and turned him into scrap.
Chorus

Little Tommy Pumpkin said just off the cuff,
There will never be another tragic wagon, Muff.