The Tune:

What do you do with a drunken sailor?
What do you do with a drunken sailor?
What do you do with a drunken sailor?
Early in the morning?

Chorus:
Way, hay up she rises,
Way, hay, up she rises,
Way, hay, up she rises,
Early in the morning!

Verses:
Put him in the scuppers with the hose pipe on him.

Hoist him aboard with a running bowline.

Put him in the brig until he's sober.

Make him turn to at shining bright work.

Put him in a boat and row him over.

Hoist him up to the topsail yardarm.

Give 'im a taste of the bosun's rope-end.

Take 'im and shake 'im and try an' wake 'im.

Soak 'im in oil till he sprouts a flipper.

Shave his belly with a rusty razor.

That's what you do with a drunken sailor.

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What do you do with a sleepy camper,
What do you do with a sleepy camper,
What do you do with a sleepy camper,
Early in the morning?

Chorus
Way, hey late ye risers
Way, hey late ye risers
Way, hey late ye risers
Early in the morning.

Throw him the lake with his pants on backwards.
Throw him the lake with his pants on backwards.
Throw him the lake with his pants on backwards.
Early in the morning.
Chorus

Hit him in the face with a sopping beachtowel.
Hit him in the face with a sopping beachtowel.
Hit him in the face with a sopping beachtowel.
Early in the morning.
Chorus

Put him into bed an hour sooner.
Put him into bed an hour sooner.
Put him into bed an hour sooner.
Early in the morning.
Chorus