New Fathers Skit for Boy Scouts


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This Skit is meant for Boy Scouts.
Decide for yourself if it is appropriate for your younger scouts or not.
Required:
at least 5 scouts
Script:
(Four fathers are pacing nervously around the waiting room, waiting for news from the doctor about their new babies)

Doctor enters the room.
Doctor: Mr. Smith?

(Mr. Smith steps forward in nervous anticipation.)
Mr. Smith: Yes, yes!
Doctor: Mr. Smith, you are the proud father of healthy twins.
Mr. Smith: Wow, what a coincidence. I'm a pitcher for the Minnesota Twins!
(Mr. Smith and doctor exit while others continue to pace)

Doctor: Mr. Jones?
Mr. Jones: Yes, that's me. What news?
Doctor: Mr. Jones, you are the proud father of healthy triplets.
Mr. Jones: Wow, another coincidence. I work at 3M.
(Mr. Jones and doctor exit while pacing continues)

Doctor: Mr. Doe?
Mr. Doe: Yes, sir. Tell me, quick!
Doctor: Mr. Doe, you are the proud father of healthy quadruplets.
Mr. Doe: Well, that's amazing. I'm the news anchor for Channel Four!

(As doctor and Mr. Doe start to exit, the last father starts yelling.)
Last Father: Oh No! I can't take it! There's no way!
(doctor comes back to him and grabs him by the shoulders.)
Doctor: Man, get ahold of yourself. What's the problem?
Last Father: It's awful. I'm a store manager for Seven-Eleven!



With more scouts, you could come up with additional fathers for Five, Six, Seven, ... and have the last father be a quarterback for the San Francisco 49ers.

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