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| This Skit has gross parts and is meant for Boy Scouts. Decide for yourself if it is appropriate for your younger scouts or not. | |
| Required: | two water bottles |
| Script: | Scout #1: (standing centerstage, to audience) Wow, I just learned the funniest trick at camp. I just need to find someone to play it on. (looks left and right, as Scout #2 walks onstage) Scout #1: Hi, Jimmy! I learned a fun new game at camp. Would you like to play it with me? Scout #2: Sure, I love playing games. How do we play? Scout #1: It's the "Big Boss" game. I'll let you be the boss and I'll be a worker. You stand here practicing your golf swing while I go off and make money. When I come back, I have to give you everything I made, so you say, "Let Me Have It!" Okay? Scout #2: Okay, sounds fun. Let's play. (Scout #2 takes practice swings while Scout #1 runs off to the side stage and takes a mouthful of water from his water bottle. He then comes back to Scout #2) Scout #2: Let Me Have It! (Scout #1 spits the water on Scout #2 and runs off) Scout #2: Oh man, I can't believe I fell for that joke. Ha, that was funny. I need to play that joke on someone. (Scout #3 walks across stage) Scout #2: Hey, Johnny, I learned a fun new game. Would you like to play it with me? Scout #3: Sure, I love playing games. How do we play? Scout #2: It's the "Big Boss" game. I'll let you be the boss and I'll be a worker. You stand here practicing your golf swing while I go off and make money. When I come back, I have to give you everything I made, so you say, "Let Me Have It!" Okay? Scout #3: Okay, sounds fun. Let's play. (#3 takes practice swings while #2 runs off to the side stage and takes a mouthful of water from his water bottle. He then comes back to #3) (#3 just stops his golfing and looks at #2) Scout #3: Hi! (#2 spits his water on the ground) Scout #2: Hey, you're supposed to say "Let Me Have It"! That's what makes the game fun. Scout #3: Oh, yeah. Sorry. Let's play again. (repeat golfing and going to get water and returning) (#3 just stops his golfing and looks at #2) Scout #3: What do you want? (#2 spits his water on the ground) Scout #2: Come On! You're supposed to say "Let Me Have It"! Don't you understand? Scout #3: Rats! I forgot while I was practicing my golf swing so hard. I'll just stand here instead. Let's play again. (#3 just stands while #2 goes to get water. While #2 is gone, #3 takes a mouthful from his own waterbottle.) (#2 returns. #3 just stands there looking at him) (#2 spits his water on the ground) Scout #2: What is your problem? Why can't you just say, "Let Me Have It!"? (#3 spits his water on him) Scout #3: I went to camp too! (and runs offstage) |
Let Me Have It Skit 
