Illegal Chickenfarmer Skit for Boy Scouts


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This Skit is meant for Boy Scouts.
Decide for yourself if it is appropriate for your younger scouts or not.
Script:
Two scouts are policemen and one scout is a chickenfarmer. One scout is a narrator offstage.
Doing this with Russian or German accents might make it more entertaining.

Farmer: Here, chicky chicky chicky. Here chicky...
(Two police walk up to farmer)
Farmer: Hallo, officers.
Police: Hey there, What are you doing?
Farmer: I'm feeding my chickens.
Police: What are you feeding them?
Farmer: Corn
Police: What! There is a corn shortage. Three years in the work camp for you! (They drag him away)
Narrator: THREE YEARS LATER
Farmer: Here, chicky chicky chicky. Here chicky...
(Two police walk up to farmer)
Farmer: Uh oh.
Police: Hey there, What are you doing?
Farmer: I'm feeding my chickens.
Police: What are you feeding them?
Farmer: Wheat
Police: What! There is a wheat shortage. Five years in the work camp for you! (They drag him away)
Narrator: FIVE YEARS LATER
Farmer: Here, chicky chicky chicky. Here chicky...
(Two police walk up to farmer)
Farmer: Uh oh.
Police: Hey there, What are you doing?
Farmer: I'm feeding my chickens.
Police: What are you feeding them?

(continue with beans, rice, ... as long as you want to drag it out. But, two is usually enough)

Farmer: Dollars!
Police: Dollars?!? Why are you feeding them dollars?
Farmer: So they can go buy their own food!
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Comments:
 Dec 05, 2013 - Joel Smith
This skit is amazing. I have used it many a time and it has had great success. This is a GREAT skit to use and easy to remember.

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