Hot Meal Skit 
This Skit has gross parts and is meant for Boy Scouts.
Decide for yourself if it is appropriate for your younger scouts or not.
Required:
3 scouts
Script:
(3 scouts wander on stage)
Scout #1: Boy, am I hungry! We haven't eaten in days!
Scout #2: Me too.
Scout #3: I'm ok, but I would just love a hot meal.
Scout #1: (Looking to ground) Shhhh! A rabbit! Jump it!
(scouts #1 & #2 sneak up and catch it and start eating it)
Scout #2: (Looking at Scout #3) Would you like some?
Scout #3: No thanks, I'm ok. I'll wait for a hot meal.
Scout #1: OK, whatever.
(after finishing the rabbit and waiting a bit)
Scout #2: Hey! A squirrel! I'm still hungry. Let's get it!
(Scout #1 & #2 chase it around, catch it, and start eating)
Scout #1: (to Scout #3) Come on, you want a bite?
Scout #3: No, that's alright. I'd rather wait for a hot meal.
(after a short wait)
Scout #1: Hey! A moose!
Scout #2: Be very quiet.
(Scout #1 and #2 sneak up on the moose, wrestle it to the ground, and start eating it)
Scout #1: (to Scout #3) Hey, look. There's tons of meat here. We can't eat it all. Help yourself.
Scout #3: Thank you, but, no. I'm fine waiting for a nice, hot meal.
Scout #2: Are you sure? You haven't eaten anything for an awful long time.
Scout #3: No thanks, I'd prefer a hot meal.
(as Scout #1 and #2 continue to eat and eat)
Scout #1: Boy, I'm stuffed. I think my stomache is gonna explode.
Scout #2: Me too. I don't feel so good. (he throws up)
Scout #1: I'm sick, too. (he throws up too)
Scout #3: Finally! A hot meal!