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| This Skit has gross parts and is meant for Boy Scouts. Decide for yourself if it is appropriate for your younger scouts or not. | |
| Required: | 3 scouts |
| Script: | (3 scouts wander on stage) Scout #1: Boy, am I hungry! We haven't eaten in days! Scout #2: Me too. Scout #3: I'm ok, but I would just love a hot meal. Scout #1: (Looking to ground) Shhhh! A rabbit! Jump it! (scouts #1 & #2 sneak up and catch it and start eating it) Scout #2: (Looking at Scout #3) Would you like some? Scout #3: No thanks, I'm ok. I'll wait for a hot meal. Scout #1: OK, whatever. (after finishing the rabbit and waiting a bit) Scout #2: Hey! A squirrel! I'm still hungry. Let's get it! (Scout #1 & #2 chase it around, catch it, and start eating) Scout #1: (to Scout #3) Come on, you want a bite? Scout #3: No, that's alright. I'd rather wait for a hot meal. (after a short wait) Scout #1: Hey! A moose! Scout #2: Be very quiet. (Scout #1 and #2 sneak up on the moose, wrestle it to the ground, and start eating it) Scout #1: (to Scout #3) Hey, look. There's tons of meat here. We can't eat it all. Help yourself. Scout #3: Thank you, but, no. I'm fine waiting for a nice, hot meal. Scout #2: Are you sure? You haven't eaten anything for an awful long time. Scout #3: No thanks, I'd prefer a hot meal. (as Scout #1 and #2 continue to eat and eat) Scout #1: Boy, I'm stuffed. I think my stomache is gonna explode. Scout #2: Me too. I don't feel so good. (he throws up) Scout #1: I'm sick, too. (he throws up too) Scout #3: Finally! A hot meal! |
Hot Meal Skit 
