Hot Meal Skit for Boy Scouts

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Hot Meal   Hot Meal Skit   Scout Skit

This Skit has gross parts and is meant for Boy Scouts.
Decide for yourself if it is appropriate for your younger scouts or not.
3 scouts
(3 scouts wander on stage)
Scout #1: Boy, am I hungry! We haven't eaten in days!
Scout #2: Me too.
Scout #3: I'm ok, but I would just love a hot meal.
Scout #1: (Looking to ground) Shhhh! A rabbit! Jump it!
(scouts #1 & #2 sneak up and catch it and start eating it)
Scout #2: (Looking at Scout #3) Would you like some?
Scout #3: No thanks, I'm ok. I'll wait for a hot meal.
Scout #1: OK, whatever.

(after finishing the rabbit and waiting a bit)
Scout #2: Hey! A squirrel! I'm still hungry. Let's get it!
(Scout #1 & #2 chase it around, catch it, and start eating)
Scout #1: (to Scout #3) Come on, you want a bite?
Scout #3: No, that's alright. I'd rather wait for a hot meal.

(after a short wait)
Scout #1: Hey! A moose!
Scout #2: Be very quiet.
(Scout #1 and #2 sneak up on the moose, wrestle it to the ground, and start eating it)
Scout #1: (to Scout #3) Hey, look. There's tons of meat here. We can't eat it all. Help yourself.
Scout #3: Thank you, but, no. I'm fine waiting for a nice, hot meal.
Scout #2: Are you sure? You haven't eaten anything for an awful long time.
Scout #3: No thanks, I'd prefer a hot meal.

(as Scout #1 and #2 continue to eat and eat)
Scout #1: Boy, I'm stuffed. I think my stomache is gonna explode.
Scout #2: Me too. I don't feel so good. (he throws up)
Scout #1: I'm sick, too. (he throws up too)
Scout #3: Finally! A hot meal!

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