This can be done as a story or a skit.
Three scouts limp and stumble onstage. They are soldiers that have just survived a horrific battle.
Ad-libbing the entire conversation works better than memorized lines, but should go something like this...1
: What a battle!2
: What amazing odds! And, to think we survived!3
: Yeah, THREE against A THOUSAND - simply amazing!1
: We never should have attempted it. THREE against A THOUSAND and we're still here to tell about it.2
: That's enough fighting for me. I'm retiring from the army. Fighting THREE against A THOUSAND has completely worn me out.3
: Me too. I think we've made a name for ourselves. THREE against A THOUSAND - I still can't believe it!1
: OK, I'll quit too. You know, those were the toughest THREE guys I've ever fought against!Watch the monologue