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S Car Go Joke

Once there was a snail who was tired of being slow. He went out and bought a really fast sports car and had the dealer paint a big 'S' on each side of it.

Whenever someone saw him zooming past in his new car, they would say, "Hey, look at that S-car go!"

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Comments:
May 16, 2014 - Shane crites

S car go For sure please send me more snail jokes ha Laughed for a good time

Aug 19, 2014 - Gail

That is one of my most favorite jokes! Thank you.

Jul 12, 2015 - Develyn Teed

These are cute Dexter will like these.

May 14, 2016 - Mr Kim Simpson

Ah, but do the French really enjoy 'fast food?'
Ha ha.

Mar 07, 2017 - Cece

I think some of them were funny but som were not!!!

Jun 01, 2018 - Belinda Henderson

My daddy use to tell us the snail joke all the time. We would be him to tell it to us... now my kids beg me to hear it.

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